leave me alone, I'm only speaking to the dog today - Carved Wood Sign - Reclaimed Wood Sign

$37.38

Only 1 available

Carved out of reclaimed pine, the phrase "leave me alone" and "I'm only talking to the dog today" are beautifully made in two-font typography.

The words, border, sides, and back were stained in dark walnut, leaving the remainder of the piece natural.

The grain lines of this piece are truly unique.

The entire piece was finished in mineral oil, keeping it eco-friendly and nontoxic.

Measures approximately 10" wide, 9 1/4" tall, and 3/4" thick.

Because humans need to be alerted. And, dogs always understand.

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1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 2 - 7 business days
  • Europe : 1 - 2 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

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