Everyone, stand back I'm going to attempt science Carved Wood Sign - Reclaimed Wood


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Made of reclaimed white wood, with incredible grain markings in it, the words "Everyone, stand back! I'm going to attempt science!" shines through.

It's wonderfully rustic.

Measures approximately 11" long, 5 1/2" tall, and 3/4" deep.

The color differential in the middle is the grain of the wood. Isn't that awesome? Mother nature is pretty cool.

This sign received a coat of dark walnut stain over the front, and a good coat of beeswax and orange oil to give it a nice finish.

It's perfect for an office or home.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 2 - 7 business days
  • Europe : 1 - 2 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Digital downloads

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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