If You're Not Going to Snort, Why Even Laugh Carved Wood Sign - Hand Painted, Reclaimed Wood

$10.22 $17.03

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I was dusting the bookcases one day when my little phone dinged. A text popped up from one of my good friends.

Guess what it said.

Go on, guess.

Yep, it was the very words of this sign! We are both snort-laughers, by the way, so we find a special kind of humor in it.

"If you're not going to snort, why even laugh?" measures approximately 5 1/2" wide, 6 1/4" tall, and 3/4" thick.

The hand painted little piggy was included for some added fun, and then the whole piece was given a good polish with beeswax and orange oil. That's eco-friendly.

A metal hanger will be included on the back. But, it can also just be propped up in most any proppable place.

Don't tell her, but I probably owe my friend some sort of commission for the idea. Shhhh.

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